People will sometimes tell me, “Go ahead and eat that cookie, you look great.” However, it’s the mindset that it’s NOT okay to eat a cookie whenever I want to, that keeps me looking like I can eat a cookie. You can’t have it both ways.
Someone else will say, once I get to where you are, then I’ll be able to eat whatever I want. When someone says this, this is what I hear, “Once I get in that apartment, I’ll stop paying rent.” From this I can safely presume that if this person does achieve their goal, their success will not be sustained.
I am well aware that at any given point in time, I’m only a few months away from not having a fit body; I’m only a few months away from “not being recorded.”
I realize that I’m renting this body, and as soon as I stop making payments, my landlord is going to put me out on the streets, and I’ll have to live somewhere where I’m not as comfortable.
So everyday, I go to the gym to make small payments towards my rent, because I know that my rent collector, “Mr. Pounds,” is not a very merciful man, and as soon as I bounce a few checks, he will evict me, with a smile on his face.
And so, I work to take care of my body. Jim Rohn said it best, he said, “Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.”
It’s Important
It’s important that you learn how to rent a hot body, it’s important to your confidence. I like what Kim Kardashian said about being confident about her body, she said, “If I don’t feel confident about my body, I’m not going to sit at home and feel sorry for myself, and not do something about it. It’s all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it’s fitness or whatever. It’s about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.” (Words to live by.)
You can do it, but it takes work every day, you never arrive, so you must learn to enjoy the journey. There’s no “Rent-to-own” in this fit body business, you have to pay month-to-month, but that’s okay, because the benefits are well worth the work.
So how exactly do you rent a hot body? By committing to pay the rent every month, and every day of every month. Indeed, the rent is high in this district, but it’s well worth the price.
So what’s the price? I have documented the secret steps below, please do not share these steps (which are guaranteed to work) with anyone else.
Step 1: Workout
Step 2: Eat a Healthy Low Calorie Diet
Step 3: Repeat
All is Vanity
If this sounds like vanity, that’s because it is.
A little vanity is okay though, trust me “we’re not called to abstinence, we’re called to temperance.”
So if you’re still interested in renting a hot body, you know what to do. And if you feel like you’re past the age of renting a hot body, I understand that as well, and I hope you were at least entertained by this article.